After seeing my wife go through 4 births, it makes me really appreciate that God made me a guy! I have compiled a good-clean list (some original, some unoriginal) of the top 20 reasons why it’s good to be a man(drake).

• You never have to give birth.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
• You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
• You can take your shirt off on a hot day.
• The world is your urinal.
• You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you’re wearing.
• Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
• Flowers fix everything.
• You can kill your own food.
• It’s never time of the month.
• You aren’t expected to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
• The occasional well-rendered burp is practically expected.
• You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You don’t have to shave below your neck.
• Bathroom lines are 90% shorter.
• Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.