Nana passed away when I was a tween. She lived out of town and I never saw her all that much. She was an elderly, eccentric, half-Italian lady, who knew a lot of grief in her lifetime. One memory of her that always makes me smile is the time she stayed with us a few [...]
It was the summer of 99… oooo yeah (in my best Bryan Adams voice). Me and my good buddy Les were surfing at Elliots’ beach, Far North, New Zealand. It was a brilliant summer’s day, the waves were small but clean, and I was out the back by myself waiting for the next set (Les [...]
Last night I solved a 30-year-old mystery that had haunted me all my life… subjected me to humiliation, and caused me to think I was either crazy, or that the whole world had been deceived. I was an absolute Star Wars fanatic from the summer of 77 (when I saw ‘A New Hope’ at 3 [...]
We have low shower pressure. It’s very annoying, but at least it saves us on power. The in-laws have high shower pressure. I had a shower at their house tonight, and was blown away by the strength of the water (almost literally). It reminded me of an Seinfield episode I once saw, where Kramer desperately [...]
Now that I have your attention with the dramatic post title… Wesley Intermediate School, 1985, Form 2. There was a girl my my class called Sarah. One day after lunch (I remember it as though it were yesterday), she was about to sit down at her desk. I saw my window of opportunity and didn’t [...]
Just to surprise you all, tonight’s post is my pick on the top seven children’s books of all time. Having once been a kid myself, and now having four (which we take to the library weekly), I think my opinion is qualified ;-) So for those of you with nieces/nephews between the ages of 2 [...]
It was a sunny Saturday morning in 1990. I was riding my bike home from the video shop when a little boy ran in front of my bike. I swerved and luckily only clipped him with my leg, unluckily though, I was on the footpath at the time. I stopped to check if the boy [...]
For the first month of my life I was nameless. My brother (9 years old at the time) came home from school one day and suggested that I be called Simon. I was Simon from that day on. SimonWhen I was 9 years old I decided to change the ‘i’ to a ‘y’ (because Simon [...]