Category: Humour
I am a singing at the party…

The latest movie to grace my best-movies-of-all-time list is a film that exudes intelligence, high drama, phenomenal acting and a deeply spiritual message…
Nacho Libre.
Some movies have the magical ability to get better with each viewing and Nacho Libre is definitely one of these.  Especially when the whole family watches it multiple times.  Then a well-placed Nacho quote, impression, song, or [...]

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Save the fluffy bunny!

I remember dissecting a rabbit at high school… while my friend fainted. Good memories.
Now a couple of decades later, at approx 8:01pm I stumbled upon a fluffy bunny in desperate need of life-saving surgery… with only a minute to operate.
Talk about pressure.
The story has a happy ending (after three attempts). House would have been proud.
Click here to operate on fluffy [...]

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The Mair Park Bigfoot pays off

Many moons ago while surfing Amazon’s Listmanias I came across an author by the name of Jeremy Robinson. To cut a long story short, he was running a viral video contest to promote his new book, Pulse. I bribed my good buddy Lesmondj into spending a Saturday afternoon in the bush and what eventuated was two versions of the [...]

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Narnia and Me

Our Whippet puppy, Narnia, is 7 months old. Although I love her to bits, sometimes I really do wonder if it’s worth it. Let me give you a run down on the finer points of life with a Whippet…
1. Narnia was created by God to bring embarrassment to an otherwise happy life.
2. Narnia has almost an acre to herself but [...]

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The mobile phone and the poo explosion

Yesterday’s post reminded me of a fateful day in 2006 while living in our very first house.
Prologue
Daddy’s little princess decided to send daddy’s phone on a marvelous adventure into the wonderful world of waterland.
Chapter 1: What if?
It all started a couple of days before when, one moment I had my mobile phone, and the next minute I didn’t. That, in [...]

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Post a day for the month of September

It’s 11.49pm and PaisleyJade has been harassing me to start blogging regularly again. Well, blow me down, I’m gonna attempt a post-a-day-for-the-month-of-September (has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?).
11.52pm. Thinking, thinking… Eureka!
I hereby dedicate September’s first post to the one and only LesmondJ.
(I’ll think of something more intelligent to blog about tomorrow… 6 minutes away

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‘Dangerous breed’ dog owners with children beware!

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don’t leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances.
Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen.

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Crochet rocks! (Thanks to Woo)

Yes, you did read the post title correctly. I, Burton… former mocker of crocheters worldwide have changed my ways. I have seen the light, and I owe it all to Woo!
This guy has actually succeeded in turning me from one who was embarrassed to be in the same car with my wife while she crocheted, to someone who not only [...]

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Treat your mother right… fool!

Anyone growing up in the 80’s loved Mr. T. He was an icon of a bygone and fondly reminisced era. My wife even had a crush on him back in the day (married me because we look so similar;-) But I digress.
What I bet most of us Gen X’s don’t know (or anyone else for that matter) is that Mr. [...]

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How to avoid Swine-flu

Burton’s number 1 tip for avoiding the current swine-flu pandemic… Avoid doing this.

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