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The Mair Park Bigfoot pays off
Many moons ago while surfing Amazon’s Listmanias I came across an author by the name of Jeremy Robinson. To cut a long story short, he was running a viral video contest to promote his new book, Pulse. I bribed my good buddy Lesmondj into spending a Saturday afternoon in the bush and what eventuated was [...]
Narnia and Me
Our Whippet puppy, Narnia, is 7 months old. Although I love her to bits, sometimes I really do wonder if it’s worth it. Let me give you a run down on the finer points of life with a Whippet… 1. Narnia was created by God to bring embarrassment to an otherwise happy life. 2. Narnia [...]
The mobile phone and the poo explosion
Yesterday’s post reminded me of a fateful day in 2006 while living in our very first house. Prologue Daddy’s little princess decided to send daddy’s phone on a marvelous adventure into the wonderful world of waterland. Chapter 1: What if? It all started a couple of days before when, one moment I had my mobile [...]
‘Dangerous breed’ dog owners with children beware!
If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don’t leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances. Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen.
Crochet rocks! (Thanks to Woo)
Yes, you did read the post title correctly. I, Burton… former mocker of crocheters worldwide have changed my ways. I have seen the light, and I owe it all to Woo! This guy has actually succeeded in turning me from one who was embarrassed to be in the same car with my wife while she [...]
Treat your mother right… fool!
Anyone growing up in the 80′s loved Mr. T. He was an icon of a bygone and fondly reminisced era. My wife even had a crush on him back in the day (married me because we look so similar;-) But I digress. What I bet most of us Gen X’s don’t know (or anyone else [...]
How to avoid Swine-flu
Burton’s number 1 tip for avoiding the current swine-flu pandemic… Avoid doing this.
Flower Killing 101
Only a maniacal psychopathic would mortally wound a puppy and present it to a loved-one as a symbol of love and appreciation. Considering this, read on. Flower killing 101 1. Pick flower, thus condemning it to slow death. 2. Present dying flower to someone special. 3. Someone special places flower in water, displaying its slow [...]
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