The sounds of hell in Siberia
A comment on yesterday’s post reminded me of an old urban legend about another hell hole in Russia, but one which is rather more disturbing. The story goes like this…
Geologists working somewhere in remote Siberia had drilled a hole some 14.4 kilometers deep when the drill bit suddenly began to rotate wildly. The project’s manager was quoted as saying they decided that the center of the earth was hollow. Supposedly, the geologists measured temperatures of over 2,000 degrees in the deep hole. They lowered super sensitive microphones to the bottom of the well, and to their horror they heard the sounds of thousands, perhaps millions, of suffering souls screaming. The plot thickened when a recording emerged of the account, and just when you thought the story couldn’t get any better, a man who witnessed the drilling went on record with the description of the bat-like creature coming out of the same hole.
The story and it’s additions were made famous by supermarket tabloids (and by the gullible people who read them or well-meaning religious folk) of the early 1990s and it has now entered the halls of infamy thanks to the Internet (and by the gullible people who…).Is there any truth to it? Snopes says “no”, truthorfiction says “no”, my common sense says “no”, and I tend to agree with all three.
Before I continue, let me digress for a moment. There is something about human nature which yearns to believe the unbelievable. There is the child in all of us which still is innocent enough to believe in fairy tales. Problem is we simply don’t do the research, or use our God given brains. We hear, then re-tell the incredible stories without hesitation (or a simple google to see if it is truth or fiction) and before long fiction is re-labeled fact. That is until the truth is discovered and we get egg on our face. Unfortunately many of us Christians are the worst culprits, and not only does our character lose credibly… our faith loses credibility. We must remember that Jesus is the Truth, we are followers and carriers of Truth and although we still desperately need the child-like faith, we shouldn’t have child-like intelligence.
With that in mind, back to the story…
The truth. In 1984, an experimental well in Russia’s Kola Peninsula which reached 12 kilometers into the earth. Scientists discovered rare rock formations, flows of gas and water, but no damned souls, no hollow center, and not temperatures of 2000° but of 180°. You can read all about the Kola well here, all factual and very interesting. The origin of the recording? unknown. The bat-out-of-hell creature addition? A simple lie designed to see whether a religious television program would accept the story at face value without checking it out, which they did (unfortunately).
In conclusion, I wish to say that although Hell isn’t situated under the snow in Siberia… it is very real, you don’t want to go there, and there is only one way to avoid it. Find a Bible look up John 3 :16 and think about it seriously.
Siberia hell hole aside, is hell really in the Earth’s bowels? My opinion is again “no”, simply because the Bible says Hell is eternal, and that the earth is not. In fact it is going to all go up in flames one day… But not on Dec 22, 2012 (that is another blog post
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The Doorway to Hell
Do I believe hell exists? Absolutely. Do I believe it is a physical place somewhere close to the Earth’s core? No… But if it was, no place could better be described as Hell’s doorway than the man-made phenomenon near the town of Darvaza, Uzbekistan.
Several slight variations exist, but in essence the story begins during Soviet times in 1971. While drilling, geologists found a huge underground cavern filled with natural gas, which impeded any further mining activity. The team decided to fire the gas and return when it was totally burned out, but the gas exploded forming a 60m wide, 20m deep crater (which one dramatic retelling of the account says engulfed the entire drilling site with the equipment and camps). Those responsible had hoped the inferno would only last a couple of weeks but it has been burning ever since without pause.
One phrase comes to mind as I ponder these images… “Hot enough for ya?”
Grifters, BMXs and Sweet Jumps
The summer of 1983. BMX mania had swept the world. Hence, all I had dreamed of all year for Christmas was a BMX. Imagine my excitement (or lack of) when I got a Grifter.
Grifter: Children’s bicycle manufactured and marketed from 1976 and until early 1983 by the Raleigh Bicycle Company of Nottingham, England.
Grifter Pros:
- The gear shift (which was incorporated in to the handle grips and was controlled with a twisting motion).
- Looked like a BMX.
Grifter Cons:
- Chunky, heavy and cumbersome (felt more like a motorbike than a bicycle).
- Not a BMX.
Don’t get me wrong – Grifters were cool … until BMXs were invented, then they became insult magnets for BMX riders.
One thing categorized the Standard-4 boys of Owairaka Primary… those who rode BMXs and those who rode Grifters who were constantly picked on by those who had BMXs… all 3 of us. The Grifter Gang years began.
I grew to love my Grifter and spent most of my school holidays and after school riding it all over west Auckland with the other two members of the GG. Needless to say we pulled many a sweet jump on the things. (which nowadays i might add, are highly collectible to retro buffs).
The Summer of 2009.
My eldest son received a bona-fide BMX for Christmas from his very over-generous grandparents. I don’t know who was more excited, him or me.
Yesterday I introduced him to the art of backyard sweet jump pulling. Life is good.
Blogs and Bollywood
How did I see the New Year in? I was up to 1:30am wrangling my new blog platform (goodbye Blogger, hello WordPress), oh and watching Bride and Prejudice at the same time… I cannot honestly say which was more painstaking to watch – countless ‘error notifications or Martin Henderson being all romantic-like in a sherwani. Bollywood aside, I’ve finally made the jump to WordPress – and only now (after many hours of frustration) am I glad I did. As they say perseverance pays off in the end. Please forgive the layout over the next few days as I will be endeavoring (in between pulling off some sweet jumps on my son’s new BMX, playing Candyland and swimming in my daughter’s paddling pool) to tweak it into pure blogging awesomeness. Happy new year!




