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Freaky Cloverfield squid discovered

I’ve always been fascinated by the giant squid. Click here to read the account of when my father’s friend witnessed a giant squid attacking a whale.

Imagine my excitement when I discovered the following?

On November 11, 2007, an unknown species of giant squid (6 meters long) was filmed off a drilling site in the Gulf of Mexico. A portion of the footage is shown below. Imagine doing some night scuba diving and seeing that emerge from the murky distance. *shudder*

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‘Happy Jesus Birthday’ Blogosphere!

It’s 10:39pm on Christmas Eve and PaisleyJade and I are absolutely exhausted (She made the cake… for the full story click here).

Therefore this is just a real short post to say a huge HAPPY JESUS’ BIRTHDAY! to everyone in Blogosphere.

Peace on earth.

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Mike the headless chicken

Seems like my posts come in themes. Currently, it’s poultry.

As Mr. Taloola was relieved of his head yesterday, he didn’t realise it for a couple of minutes. Perhaps he wanted to kiss his girlfirends (Daisy and Cornflower) goodbye before he went to the big chicken coop in the sky. We need our inner-ears to keep balance, maybe that’s why Taloola couldn’t walk straight…

I remembered reading a story once about a rooster who survived quite a while after being beheaded. Just how long?

1.5 years.

I kid you not. It’s name was Mike… Mike the chicken. He lived in the 40′s and has quite a following. Check out his website here: http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/.

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The day Taloola crowed

I thought Taloola was a just a really big hen, until recently, when my son mentioned that he saw her ‘riding on the other hen’s backs’. And so, we realised that she was actually a ‘he’… and Taloola became Mr. Taloola.

Surprisingly, Taloola never crowed until today (perhaps his name confused him somewhat). He sealed his fate at 5.30am this morning, when his masculinity kicked in and for the first time he was the king of the roost. Unfortunately, keeping roosters is illegal in urban areas of NZ. Seeing that free-range chicken meat is very expensive and that Christmas is only a few days away, I decided that Mr. Taloola would give his life for a worthy cause…. Christmas lunch.

My brother, his wife and son are staying for a few days. This afternoon, as I dispatched Taloola (with my rather blunt garden-machette), little did I realise that my nephew was watching… in horror.

A scene from Napoleon Dynamite immediately came to mind… and although the situation was unfortunate, I can’t help but smile.

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The Greatest Gift

A television interviewer was walking streets of Tokyo at Christmas time. Christmas shopping is a very big commercial success in Japan. The interviewer stopped one young woman on the sidewalk, and asked, “What is the meaning of Christmas?”Laughing, she responded, “I don’t know. Is that the day that Jesus died?”

Sadly, there was some truth in her answer. Christmas is always a stressful time of the year. It shouldn’t be really, but with all the end-of-year functions, family get-togethers and Christmas shopping, Jesus can easily be neglected, and the ‘reason for the season’ distorted.

Click here to view the study in PDF format.

God bless

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Killer Trench Rats

War is hell.

As a kid, I thought war was cool (as most boys do). Films like ‘Saving Private Ryan’ gave me a much needed education. We need to be reminded occasionally about what the former generations endured for our freedom. The following is a little disturbing, so please don’t read on if you’re squeamish.

During the trench warfare of World War 1, many of the dead were buried almost where they fell. These corpses, along with food scraps (there was no proper system of waste disposal) attracted rats, and the trenches became infested by millions of them.

Soldiers tried to kill the rats with bullets, shovels or anything else they had at hand, but they were fighting a losing battle, as a single rat couple could produce up to 900 offspring in a year. Veteran soldiers swore that the rats sensed impending heavy enemy shellfire, as they inconsequently disappeared before an impending attack. The trench-rats remained a constant nightmare for the entire duration of the war, spreading infection, contaminating food… and eating people. Cat sized, telepathic, man-eating, trench rats. I’ll let the eye-witness accounts speak for themselves…

“The stench of the dead bodies now is awful as they have been exposed to the sun for several days, many have swollen and burst. The trench is full of other occupants, things with lots of legs, also swarms of rats.” Sergeant A. Vine, diary entry (8th August, 1915)

“Rats came up from the canal, fed on the plentiful corpses, and multiplied exceedingly. While I stayed here with the Welch. a new officer joined the company and, in token of welcome, was given a dug-out containing a spring-bed. When he turned in that night he heard a scuffling, shone his torch on the bed, and found two rats on his blanket tussling for the possession of a severed hand.” Robert Graves, Goodbye to All That (1929)

“I saw some rats running from under the dead man’s greatcoat, enormous rats, fat with human flesh. My heart pounded as we edged towards one of the bodies… the skull was bare, stripped of flesh, the eyes devoured and from the yawning mouth leapt a rat.” Original sourse unknown

Hard to believe? Initially yes, but when we consider that rats are insatiable breeders and that a constant food supply almost always equals ‘rat plague’, we realize once again that truth is stranger (and more frightening) than fiction.

Eventually the rats became so vivacious that as well as feeding off the dead, they began to feed off the living. One soldier wrote, “The rats were huge. They were so big they would eat a wounded man if he couldn’t defend himself.”

Flip.

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Monster rat discovered in Indo jungle

Rats.

Ok. This may be old news to some, but I thought it was blogworthy anyway. A year ago, a previously unknown species of rat was discovered in the jungles of Indonesia. The rat was huge, at least five times the size of a common rat, and showed absolutely no fear of humans.

If the population of these rodents was ever to reach plague proportions, imagine the potential destruction (and death) that would ensue?

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post about man-eating rats in WW1: ‘Killer Trench Rats’

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That’s why we pray…

We visited the in-laws today. They have just moved into a new house. My 4 year old daughter went into the bathroom to find a facecloth. I was in the hallway at the time when there was an almighty BANG, followed by extremely loud WAILING coming from the bathroom.

I dropped my icecream (as you do) and ran to the room only to find a heavy wall unit had fallen and my daughter was wedged underneath it. My first thought… broken limbs. I felt sick. But by the grace of God, my daughter was unhurt as the facing wall had stopped the cabinet’s full weight from seriously injuring my little princess. I was amazed as the space where she was (under the cabinet), was tiny to say the least. All she could do was cry, “Sorry… sorry…”. Apparently she had opened a high drawer and placed her full weight on it, causing it to fall.

Apart from a now damaged cabinet and wall (house warming present), everything was fine, and once little Miss 4 had settled down and eaten a gingernut, she felt much better.

As a dad, I pray almost daily that God will protect my wife and kids. It’s times like today when I wonder if it wasn’t for prayer, would the outcome have been different?

What would my response be if she had been seriously hurt? I’m not sure. One thing I do know is that God’s goodness is not dependant on if my prayers are answered or not. The Bible says that the heartfelt prayers of righteous people are powerful and effective. God’s Word does not lie. That’s good enough for me.

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