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Revenge of the Mair Park Ghost

Before that fateful day when I decided to write about the Mair Park Ghost, I Googled the same three words, just to see if there was any other information about it. As I suspected, nothing came up. Absolutely zero.

A couple of months have passed, the mystery has been solved (actually there is an extremely surprising twist to the tale, but I will keep it underwraps for now), and I am rather tired of all the kind folk who have come up to me and asked me if I really do read my kids ghost stories. For the record, the answer is a big fat ‘NO’.

Anyway, curiosity got the better of me tonight. I couldn’t resist the tempation, and if persuaded by some unseen force (not), I typed in those three mysterious words once again “Mair Park Ghost”.

Oh no. I discover that I am destined to be forever posted all over the net on bizarre websites, known as ‘The Kiwi Pastor Who Hunts Mair Ghost’. (Sheesh)

Yes indeed, the ghost has had its revenge… for now anyway.

I know you are thinking about it… Three words ‘Mair Park Ghost’… I dare you.

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Friendship lasts forever…

Les and Symon @ Flame Youthchurch (2050AD)

In keeping with my current Muppets phase… I’m cracking up more and more at Waldorf and Statler these days and actually find myself relating to them (should I be worried?).

Someone in Blogland made a wise-crack recently that Waldorf and Satler reminded them of Lesmond J. and myself. I couldn’t agree more! I think if Jesus doesn’t come back before 2050AD, that Les and I will practically be them! (a human Christian version of course.) Below are some reasons why…
  • It doesn’t take a huge imagination to realise that Les will look exactly like Waldorf when he’s 75.
  • When we hang out together, we usually laugh at life, laugh at each other, and laugh at ourselves pretty much 95% of the time.
  • Waldorf and Statler are old but youthful (nuff said already).
Laughter really is the best medicine. We need to smile more, do something embarrassing every now and then, and when others laugh at us, laugh along with them.

So, here’s to Waldorf and Statler… I want to be just like them one day. And here’s to Lesmond J… an awesome friend and one of the best (his name is really Leslie).

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Happy birthday Mo-iss!

It’s my brother’s birthday today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!

He’s 9 years older than I am, which makes him pretty old. His name is Maurice, but as a young kid who couldn’t articulate strange words (has much changed?), I just called him ‘Mo-iss.’

It was awesome growing up with a brother almost a decade older than I was. He was my hero, I wanted to be just like him, and I used to tag along with him all the time. He took me to ‘Star Wars’ in 77 when I was 3 years old. That was the beginning of many a happy movie-going experience with Mo-iss. Goodtimes.

I must have been incredibly annoying when I think about it. Imagine being 16… trying to impress the ladies and look after a 5-year-old at the same time. I remember being pushed off a high deck by him once at a youth group BBQ. I ate dirt and split my top gum. He didn’t impress the ladies that evening. Badtimes.

Hey, stuff like that happens with brothers. I forgave him pretty quickly, I’m sure he would have taken me to a movie or something to make up for it. Goodtimes.

Once I got really annoyed at him and threw something at him. I didn’t mean to hit him but whatever it was (I can’t remember) miraculously hit him right in the eye. He cried, I felt so stink. Badtimes.

I remember when he got his first car. A Vauxhall Cheviot (I thought it was cool, even if no once else did), cruising with Maurice (I could pronounce it properly then) into Auckland city with Pat Bennitar’s ‘Love is a battlefield’ blaring out the tiny car speakers. Goodtimes.

He wrote the car off. I remember mum and dad telling me that he had been in an accident before they dissappeared out the door to sort it all out, leaving me all alone. I got down on my knees and prayed hard that he was ok. Badtimes.

He was ok. Goodtimes.

He took me to Austraila for a week’s holiday. I was 12, he was 21 and must have been completely out of his mind. We saw ‘Les Miserables’ while over there (Maurice has fine taste in the arts, like classical music and poetry, I on the other hand like the Muppets and Spongebob). Goodtimes.

Maurice left for Africa, as a missionary for a couple of years. When I heard he was going, I cried myself to sleep. Badtimes.

Decades have gone by since those days. We tend to get busier as we get older, get married, have kids, mortgages and stress. Maurice and I don’t catch up much these days. We both live in different cities with full-on lives, he’s a professional with lots of letters after his name, I’m a youth pastor with pretty much no qualifications…

But whenever we do catch up, it is awesome! We usually still see a movie togther (goodtimes), he usually totally anniliates me at squash (goodtimes – but slightly humiliating), and we usually have the good-old sibling get-together game of cards. It’s amazing to see my brother become ADHD during these times (very goodtimes).

So Maurice, Happy Birthday! You are still an awesome brother… the best I’ve got. I hope you have a great day, get lots of presents and eat lot of food. Say hi to Sandra and Isaiah from us and I’m looking forward to the goodtimes when we catch up next.

Love you heaps.

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You know you’re all grown up when

You know you’re all grown up when the hero of the movie you’ve just watched is the same age as you are, and the villain is six years younger.

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Muppet Fan

What is wrong with me? I’m 34 years old and still absolutely love the muppets. Always have, and always will I suppose. Maybe I need to do some more tests from Psych Central?

Youtube is awesome for watching classic retro clips, and I just found one which features my three favourite muppets of all time! I’m a blessed man, I am.

I bet you can’t watch it without without laughing. You can’t get any better than Beaker, Animal and The Swedish Chief when it comes to classic clean entertainment, that’s for sure.
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Ode to The Muppet Show

One of my first memories of television was watching The Muppet Show on Saturday nights with the whole family. It was pure magic, and unlike the Superman movie, I knew it was all make-believe (thank goodness).

My five favourite Muppet Show characters have always been (in order of greatness):

Beaker
The Swedish Chief
Animal
Crazy Harry
Gonzo

I showed ‘Mahnahmahnah’ at youthchurch the other week. Most of the crowd wouldn’t have been born when the song became famous. I don’t know which was more entertaining… the video-clip or watching the people watching the video-clip.

Yes indeed, the magic of the Muppets really does span generations.

So, to add some happiness to your day, and to offer an antidote for those mid-week blues, here’s Beaker singing ‘Ode To Joy’. Enjoy!

(Expect more random Muppet posts in the future;-)

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Are you as sane as I am?

What does one do when their wife spends the evening setting up an online softie shop? Well… spend the evening doing online psychology tests of course!
I stumbled upon Psych Central and had a mighty entertaining hour with it’s various self-help quizzes.

To my surprise, I’m actually quite normal. The one ‘abnormality’ (or gift , depending on how you look at it) is that I score consistently as ‘Moderade ADHD Likely’ on the ADHD Test, which does explain a lot (at least I’m interesting to be around, and if my sermons don’t bore me, they won’t bore anyone ;-)

Moderate ADHD Likely

On Dr. Phil’s Personality Test I scored either ‘Lively Center of Attention’ and ‘Natural Leader’.


The Lively Center of Attention
The Natural Leader

So, to my friends in Blogland, I challenge you to do the Dr. Phil test. In the meantime, I’ll make some calculated guesses…
  • Harry Ana: Loyal Friend/Natural Leader
  • Dr. Lizzle: Center of Attention
  • Kate’s Place: Center of Attention/Loyal Friend
  • Jon Dylan: Careful Plodder
  • Lesmond J: Loyal Friend
  • Neen’s Stuff: Careful Plodder
  • Paisley Jade: Careful Plodder
  • Rachel Kate: Loyal Friend

Let me know the results.

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Swimming in the Devil’s Pool

Absolute crazyness.

I thought these photos were fake until I did some snooping, and discovered to my amazement that they are very real.

They were taken at a swimming hole known as the ‘Devil’s Pool’ at Africa’s Victoria Falls (located on the Zambezi River and border Zambia and Zimbabwe).

How can people swim in the Devils Pool without plunging to certain death? Apparently, a natural rock ledge reduces the current and stops swimmers from being swept over the edge. However, at times of the year when the water flow is greater, the ledge does not offer enough protection for swimmers and a leisurely dip is not recommended.

Check out the video clip below, it really is hard to believe.

I think I will stick to handling spiders for my adrenaline rush!

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